11 things that ABS-CBN should do to kill GMA 7’s ‘My Husband’s Lover’

By Coconuts Manila July 1, 2013 / 14:50 PHT
Tom and Dennis

1. Make Piolo Pascual, who has been rumored to be gay for like the past 50 years, the lead star of their own gay-themed show.

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2. Make Sam Milby, who has also been rumored to be gay – and Piolo’s boyfriend, actually – to be part of the show, too. As Piolo’s lover, of course.

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3. Get Enchong Dee, who is rumored to be gay, to play the young Sam Milby.

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4. Pirate GMA 7’s Benjamin Alves, who is rumored to be gay, and make him the young Piolo Pascual.

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5. Get Jed Madela, who is rumored to be gay, to sing the theme song.

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6. Or Erik Santos, who is also rumored to be gay.

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7. Or Charice Pempengco.

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8. Get the following actors to join the show because they have also been rumored to be gay: Carlos Agassi, Jake Cuenca, Yul Servo.

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9. To make things a little more realistic, feature other types of gay men, like ordinary-looking ones or the super flamboyant kinds. Suggestions: Vice Ganda, Chokoleit, Boy Abunda.

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10. Make sure at least two guys are topless every episode. 

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11. Make sure there is a kissing scene.

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