11 things that ABS-CBN should do to kill GMA 7’s ‘My Husband’s Lover’

By CoconutsManila, 1 Jul 2013 06:50 4 comments
Tom and Dennis

1. Make Piolo Pascual, who has been rumored to be gay for like the past 50 years, the lead star of their own gay-themed show.

 

2. Make Sam Milby, who has also been rumored to be gay – and Piolo’s boyfriend, actually – to be part of the show, too. As Piolo’s lover, of course.

 

3. Get Enchong Dee, who is rumored to be gay, to play the young Sam Milby.

 

4. Pirate GMA 7’s Benjamin Alves, who is rumored to be gay, and make him the young Piolo Pascual.

 

5. Get Jed Madela, who is rumored to be gay, to sing the theme song.

 

6. Or Erik Santos, who is also rumored to be gay.

 

7. Or Charice Pempengco.

 

8. Get the following actors to join the show because they have also been rumored to be gay: Carlos Agassi, Jake Cuenca, Yul Servo.

 

9. To make things a little more realistic, feature other types of gay men, like ordinary-looking ones or the super flamboyant kinds. Suggestions: Vice Ganda, Chokoleit, Boy Abunda.

 

10. Make sure at least two guys are topless every episode. 

 

11. Make sure there is a kissing scene.

Comments

Vhonz-Vhonz Hollero

puro namn kasi kau sat2x GMA!!!!diba unang nagpalabas ng gay themed movie ABS-CBN???nku nagrate lng kau ng konti gnyanan na?lol.......dpat gnyan nilalabas nyong pelikula pra kumita...king and queens nyo nga di kumikita eh...ahahahhahahhahaha...yung movie nyo kinita sa isang linggo ,isang araw lng kikitain ng |ABS-CBN yan..promise

July 11, 2013 8:17 am

Reimund

weh? di nga? eh balita ko kaya naman daw napupuno ang mga cinema eh dahil bongga sa pamimigay ng passes ang kapamilya.. ang tanong.. napuno nga ang sinehan ng tao.. malaki daw ang kinita.. ang tanong yung totoong kita? magkano? hahahahhaha... Nasupalpal nga ni Uge si Toni sa The Buzz eh.. Hindi mo ba napanood yun? Hahahaha

July 17, 2013 8:35 am

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