What’s sexier than money? Money inside a sexy body.
In a text message sent to reporters, Senator Jinggoy Estrada dismissed an “incredible” report that claims he was arrested in the US for smuggling cash inside his breasts.
The “report” appeared in the satirical blog So, What’s News? The headline: Jinggoy Estrada Arrested After Trying to Smuggle Money Inside His Breasts to US.
“Estrada, who came to San Francisco via a connecting flight from Hong Kong, was initially reported to accompany his wife to the United States, to seek a second opinion from US-based doctors for a lump in his wife’s breast,” says the entry.
“But it turns out, his wife was not with him on the trip, and it was the senator instead who had a lump on his breast. Airport authorities grew suspicious of the senator after they noticed him all sweaty, jumpy and saw a noticeable bulge on the upper-body-area of his clothes.”
That “bulge” turned out to be “bundles of money hidden inside Estrada’s ‘muscles’ and skin.”
Photo via Jinggoy Estrada Facebook Page.
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