Tinder might just be the biggest pink elephant in the room. While the app is just another way to meet people, pretty much everyone and their nephew know these Tinderos and Tinderas are there to find a deep, meaningful (overnight) relationship — #ifyouknowwhatwemean. But seriously, how can you swipe to the right at these profile photos?
1. The one caressing a fire hydrant
Is this a new thing?
2. The one with the picture of his entire clan
Pamamanhikan much?
3. The one with the girlfriend
C’mon.
4. The one that’ll make you think of a horse
Huh.
5. The one that looks like an orc
Looking for a mrs orc?
6. Is this supposed to be the goofy one?
More like a scary one.
7. The pa-astig alcoholic one
Thanks, but no thanks.
8. The OMG is this the meta one?
Why?
9. The bomalabs one
Casper, is that you?
10. The sleazy one
No.
11. The one with a zombified Jamir on a fake cover of Pulp magazine
Lol.
12. The ninja slash magician?
Haha, um…
13. The talikodgenic one
Look for a better banyo naman, kuya!
14. The one with the fanbelt
We don’t get it.
15. The one that says no entry
Well, how are you going to get a swipe to the right if you’re already blocking everyone out?
Illustration by Praew Tansanga
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