Back in HS, Kris Aquino was told that her mouth needed a zipper

Some people never change?

Over the weekend, the Queen of All Media’s high school yearbook photo turned viral on social media.

READ: Kris Aquino’s first TV appearance after vacation won’t be on ABS-CBN?

Kris went to high school at Colegio San Agustin in Makati — batch ’88 together with Karen Davila, Pinky Webb and Gretchen Barretto.

The photo was uploaded by Twitter user Gabriel Andres on Sat, Jun 25. It was later retweeted by the CSA Forever and has since been passed around over 5,000 times.

Kris Aquino’s CSA yearbook write up is EVERYTHING! HAHAHAH pic.twitter.com/GiNVHwvdsL

— Gabriel Andres (@GabAndres) June 25, 2016

It’s nice to be reminded what Kris looked like when she was younger (not much has changed). But really, what’s more intriguing is the write-up that accompanied the yearbook photo.

Some of the descriptions include: “So maputi, she glows in the dark,” “fashion conscious,” “takes a bath with her cologne, will die without hairspray and her brush.” Yup, classic Kris Aquino.

But what’s more interesting are the quotes that can still be used to describe the present-day Kris Aquino: “Miss Showbiz herself…ask any chismis, she’ll know it” with a mouth that “definitely needs a zipper” (which predicted her future as a talk show host… among other things).

She was also called a “future Demi Moore,” and just like the American actress, Kris had relationships with men who were either man much older, or much younger, than her.